February 2012
59 posts
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Whitney Houston has been sober for 12 days
Watchliterallysame:
this will always be funny
thatsnotpunny:
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Two chickens walk into a bar. The third one clucks.
Two horses walk into a bar. The third one bucks.
Two vacuums walk into a bar. The third one sucks.
Two tweezers walk into a bar. The third one plucks.
Two Æons walk into a bar. The third one Flux.
Two ducks walk into a bar. The third one mans.
brobi-wan-kendoebi:
awkwardfarts:
sally-sparr0w:
dumbledoreisabamf:
Only in America do they call the winning team “The World Champions” when only teams inside of America compete in that contest in that sport.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
we are the world
OH MY GOD
The best country. The most important country. Honor. Liberty. Freedom.
America, motherfuckers.
The Bear Crew
daniburell:
The Bear Crew are my friends, The Bear Crew are my laugh lines, The Bear Crew are my claws when I’m weak, The Bear Crew are my family, The Bear Crew are my heart, I will always be a part of the Bear Crew.
~Red Panda
Trew to the Creeewwwwww!
