benefits of dating me you’ll be dating me I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Whitney Houston has been sober for 12 days
literallysame: this will always be funny
thatsnotpunny: Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks. Two chickens walk into a bar. The third one clucks. Two horses walk into a bar. The third one bucks. Two vacuums walk into a bar. The third one sucks. Two tweezers walk into a bar. The third one plucks. Two Æons walk into a bar. The third one Flux. Two ducks walk into a bar. The third one mans.
brobi-wan-kendoebi: awkwardfarts: sally-sparr0w: dumbledoreisabamf: Only in America do they call the winning team “The World Champions” when only teams inside of America compete in that contest in that sport. What the fuck is wrong with you? we are the world OH MY GOD The best country. The most important country. Honor. Liberty. Freedom. America, motherfuckers.
The Bear Crew
daniburell: The Bear Crew are my friends, The Bear Crew are my laugh lines, The Bear Crew are my claws when I’m weak, The Bear Crew are my family, The Bear Crew are my heart, I will always be a part of the Bear Crew. ~Red Panda Trew to the Creeewwwwww!